This is gross and stupid and beyond irksome.

(Grown) Kids, here’s a tip: suing your parents for bad birthday cards and no care packages at college isn’t kosher. At all. What’s your problem? Stop whining. Or if you must, take revenge, but don’t waste public resources in the court system, because your case is absolutely stupid. [editor’s note: my care packages contained vitamins,… Continue reading This is gross and stupid and beyond irksome.

What I did to survive Irene:

Movie Marathon. I seldom get to watch a movie, let alone 3*. These weren’t just any 3 movies, they were all available on Netflix Instant Watch and they all had Paper in the title. I’m not a nerd, I swear. Paper Heart: Indie documentary (comedy? drama? romance?) centered around the question “What is love?” I really… Continue reading What I did to survive Irene:

Happy 25th Birthday, Gilad Shalit.

Can we please give this man his life back? What will it take? Clearly, the vigils, protests, letters, requests, and pleading isn’t tangibly achieving much, and 5 birthdays as a hostage should be unacceptable to society. Worldwide, there are too many people unethically held hostage, and Gilad’s captivity is especially resonant because he’s my age.… Continue reading Happy 25th Birthday, Gilad Shalit.

Why the “earthquake” and “hurricane” are just another government conspiracy.

1. It’s totally stimulating the economy. 2. It’s making people feel like the government is working for them. 3. It’s proving that climate change is real and putting it back on the political map. 4. It’s another reason they can cite Twitter as awesome and get them to work with the government more. OK, in… Continue reading Why the “earthquake” and “hurricane” are just another government conspiracy.