1. It’s totally stimulating the economy.
2. It’s making people feel like the government is working for them.
3. It’s proving that climate change is real and putting it back on the political map.
4. It’s another reason they can cite Twitter as awesome and get them to work with the government more.
OK, in all seriousness, I KNOW – weather’s scientific. But these are actually lovely consequences, and I support this conspiracy (if nobody gets hurt).
(and NYC-ers, check out the evacuation zones below and be safe!)