(Grown) Kids, here’s a tip: suing your parents for bad birthday cards and no care packages at college isn’t kosher. At all. What’s your problem? Stop whining. Or if you must, take revenge, but don’t waste public resources in the court system, because your case is absolutely stupid.
[editor’s note: my care packages contained vitamins, newspapers, and bad jokes. but these are the things give you something to talk about on the next mandatory call home that evening. (most people) learn to deal with it.]
Jen Bokoff 