We have replicated the characteristics of Brooklynized water to make a superior bagel. We could do this anywhere in the world. Ira Marcus, Brooklyn Water Bagel’s general counsel The context is an insane water war with the purpose of making the best bagels possible. Does anyone have an update on what happened with this and/or… Continue reading
Tag: law
Do puppies have souls?
Probably, but let’s let the courts decide this one. That’s what Elena Zakharova is doing because her dog Umka has been costly and unhappy because of preexisting(?) medical issues that manifest in pain. She’s probably going to try the sad puppy dog face in court, which would be a tactic well played if timed correctly… Continue reading Do puppies have souls?
This is gross and stupid and beyond irksome.
(Grown) Kids, here’s a tip: suing your parents for bad birthday cards and no care packages at college isn’t kosher. At all. What’s your problem? Stop whining. Or if you must, take revenge, but don’t waste public resources in the court system, because your case is absolutely stupid. [editor’s note: my care packages contained vitamins,… Continue reading This is gross and stupid and beyond irksome.
Let’s start suing 4 year olds, shall we?
This legal opinion is a bit crazy, and I like it given the context. It’s mostly the parents’ fault that kids hurt an elderly woman, but no way can everyone be let off the hook because “kids will be kids”. Biking on the sidewalk is a serious thing, and we can’t just have people (kids… Continue reading Let’s start suing 4 year olds, shall we?
Jen Bokoff 