I’ve got a tax event that I’d like you to help me prepare a strategy for: on April 15th I intend to flee the country, for reasons hinted at but decisively undisclosed in the beginning of this sentence. This will also will require a cover letter “explaining” my absence.What are your rates?Many thanks,Bernie Madoff Jr.… Continue reading A real email, received by me February 26, 2011 @6pm
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Yup, it’s a real car. Only in New York.
Breast Milk Ice Cream.
This is not a joke. 15 women donated their milk so you can have it in ice cream form. Sorry if I just made you get a little nauseous. But had to share. Is this FDA approved? UPDATE (3/2/2011): Breast milk ice cream CONFISCATED because it’s potentially not safe. Duh.Breast Milk Ice Cream.
How to Write a Sympathy Card
My friend Katherine started a website a few years ago called Helping Friends Grieve. I was extremely appreciative of her most recent post, because let’s face it, many of us shy away from offering condolences because we don’t quite know how. Or, when we do, it comes out stiff or awkward. I know it’s not… Continue reading How to Write a Sympathy Card
This should tick you off. Do something about it.
Planned Parenthood might lose all of it’s federal funding thanks to Representative Mike Pence and his entirely illogical cohorts. Even if you are against abortions, Planned Parenthood does so much more than that. In fact, that’s only 3% of their services. More than 2/3 of services are providing contraception and doing STD screenings and treatment.… Continue reading This should tick you off. Do something about it.
Beef Jerky….YUM!
As a vegetarian, how could I ever vouch for the apparent relentless amazingness of Beef Jerky? I conducted a completely scientific survey via the Interwebs to find testimony reliable enough to convince me beyond a shred of doubt: They make GREAT business cards. (Mancouch) It’s good enough to steal and sell. "Police told Miele the… Continue reading Beef Jerky….YUM!
Know any good raffle prizes?
I’m planning an event for early April for Young Friends of Tufts Advancement and am taking donations of sweet raffle prizes. I’m also curious what you think an enticing raffle prize would be. Your thoughts? Your items? Your connections?
You’re Crazy.
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
THERE’S A 95 YEAR OLD SPRINTER?!?!?!
THERE'S A 95 YEAR OLD SPRINTER?!?!?!
I love waking up and seeing this without leaving bed.
Jen Bokoff 
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