A real email, received by me February 26, 2011 @6pm

I’ve got a tax event that I’d like you to help me prepare a strategy for: on April 15th I intend to flee the country, for reasons hinted at but decisively undisclosed in the beginning of this sentence. This will also will require a cover letter “explaining” my absence.

What are your rates?

Many thanks,
Bernie Madoff Jr.

This is why my friends are sincerely awesome.

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