I’d like you to meet my family. This via ElfYourself by Office Max(Source: http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/)
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Happy Hannukah! I know you’re not really into Jesus, so I got you this plant instead!!! - Mary (or at least that’s how I heard it. I was there, you know.)
A beer buckle belt seems like a great holiday gift. I’m not really cool enough to wear one, but that probably means you are. I like that they are totally handmade and customizable. Check it out.
I didn’t know that the city shames drivers who forget to move their cars. It’s pretty funny.
Volatile Redheads killed it tonight @mothstories
The esteemed Liz Manno and I finally got to be judges at a Moth Story Slam tonight at The Bitter End! After braving the cold by waiting in line for 1.5 hours, we got a seat front and center for Disaster. Hosted by the wonderful Jen Hixon and Sara Barron, each story slam features 10… Continue reading Volatile Redheads killed it tonight @mothstories
Dear First Lady Michelle,
This made me LOL. woodlandcreature: Dear Michelle, Can I borrow some money so we can move into an apartment and buy a new Mustang convertible? I don’t mean to waste money. I will use some of the money to buy a drum set and have a cool pool. Can I have $10,000 to buy my… Continue reading Dear First Lady Michelle,
Let’s not forget the wonderfulness of awkwardfamilyphotos.com. I can only aspire to make their photo hall of fame sometime.
simple things i take for granted and for which today I say “thank you”
- family members who care and are present - friends who know how to be there and are amazing individuals - a cozy home in a great neighborhood that I love coming home to every night - a job that provides vocational stimulation and stability - money for clothing, food, rent, and some fun stuff… Continue reading simple things i take for granted and for which today I say “thank you”
The Eyetwitch
I’m nearing the end of day 7 of eye twitching. A few things have come of this curious bodily function: - I’ve over-explained it to people who haven’t noticed it - I’ve researched eye twitching and still don’t know the cause - I have been moving my right pinky involuntarily at increasing rates as this… Continue reading The Eyetwitch
I feared the apocalypse for a second. Don’t know what caused it though. Maybe it was the aliens.

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