A hilarious kid story – guaranteed laugh.

From an email from my friend who teaches 4th grade:

Spelling quiz directions: use each vocabulary word in a creative sentence that show the word’s meaning.

Word: eliminate
Student 1’s answer:  I will eliminate you if it’s the last thing I do on this filthy planet.

Also:
Word: Incredulous
Student 2’s answer: I would be incredulous if  I saw a 3-month old Dominican baby speaking Chinese.

Both of these had me laughing so hard it hurt. Especially the second one. Because it’s just that funny to picture.

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