Dear JENNIFER,
After months of hard work, our senior toy maker has finally finished making your games. All the game pieces have been carved by hand to your exact specifications. The board was painstakingly hand-painted to be a glorious work of art. Then the contents were inspected by a team of 30 highly trained employees to ensure that your games would be perfect for the upcoming game night with your family or friends. Your games were then given to our packing specialists who placed your games into the finest gold-lined mahogany box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration when it was sealed, and the entire city of Philadelphia came out to wave “Bon Voyage!” to your package as it was loaded into our privately rented FedEx truck.
I hope you had a great time shopping at The Game Shop. Your picture is currently on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all extremely exhausted now, but we can’t wait for you to visit us again soon!
All kidding aside, we’re truly thankful for your order. Below are your order details:
Your order #73606 has shipped. Please see the items below that were sent via FedExHome.
Product #Ordered #Shipped Ship Date Description
———————————————————————————————
——————————————————————————————————
NSG001 1 1 9/7/2010 Wits and Wagers UPC Code: 831112000516
First reaction: WAIT, DID I GET MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR?! A HANDMADE GAME?!
10 seconds later reaction: Oh. That’s really lame. Get a life, thegameshop.com.
A minute later: This is actually sincerely cute and funny. I like it.
