Yesterday on the 2 train to Brooklyn, there were a lot of people. Right after all the people weaseled themselves out of the train and onto the train at Atlantic Ave., the train announcer came on: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next stop on this train will be Atlantic Ave. Again, this will be running express… Continue reading A Subway Story.
Author: jenbokoff
What time IS it?
Daylight savings time always confuses me. What’s the deal now…we replay 2-3am on sunday? This is exciting. Also, why won’t my iPhone get it; shouldn’t it know this stuff? Is that why it’s randomly making an 8am alarm an hour earlier these days? WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT IS TIME?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ARIZONA?!What time… Continue reading What time IS it?
How to get from Japan to China, via Google Maps. Note #43.
This is my new idea for the next greatest blog.
You heard it first here. Your feedback, please. I’m going to grow this into an empire.This is my new idea for the next greatest blog.
Guacamole and Margaritas made by me? DELISH!
I purchased a $10 margaritas and guacamole class through LivingSocial that I took tonight with my friend Leah at Burrito Bar. SO WORTH IT. We started with the guacamole, which we made in a mexican bowl called a molcajete. First we added jalapenos (roasted, and about a spoonful), salt (1/3 of a spoon), garlic (I… Continue reading Guacamole and Margaritas made by me? DELISH!
GOTV – hate it.
I’m all for voting (civic responsibility!), but Get Out The Vote is not a slogan that makes me do it. It irritates me, in fact, because it doesn’t seem to mean anything. I feel like a word is wrong (Get Out And Vote, perhaps?) or it’s unnecessary (Vote, anyone?) or candidate’s volunteers do this anyway… Continue reading GOTV – hate it.
An addendum…
watch my previous post once normally, then again on mute. Mute’s the greatest.
Move over Willow. I mean, you’re great nine adorable, but I think a puppet has you beat. Also, read the youtube comments. Always hilarious.(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Let’s start suing 4 year olds, shall we?
This legal opinion is a bit crazy, and I like it given the context. It’s mostly the parents’ fault that kids hurt an elderly woman, but no way can everyone be let off the hook because “kids will be kids”. Biking on the sidewalk is a serious thing, and we can’t just have people (kids… Continue reading Let’s start suing 4 year olds, shall we?
Insight into the Long Island school system
Remember the fortune tellers of 2nd through 6th grade? The paper ones that preteens fold and author with phenomenal precision. Even 15 years later, this strange phenomenon is alive and well. Possible choices from my friend Stef, age 23: you’re smart! you have no friends Yo so gangsta you’s a ho! You rock You smellllll… Continue reading Insight into the Long Island school system
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