China deployed an elite gaggle of geese police, and no, it’s not an Onion headline.
In June, one gaggle of police geese reportedly managed to snare a man who had broken into the local police headquarters to take a motorbike, the People’s Daily reported.
After drugging two police dogs and climbing over the wall, the man was about to make his getaway when he came face-to-face with some 20 feathered “gatekeepers.”
“The geese fanned their wings and began shrieking when they saw the stranger. The duty officer woke up and the thief was caught red handed.”
To me, it sounds like a geese overpopulation problem turned into a PR ploy, but I like it just the same.