The blog least helpful shared this gem today. There’s so much ridiculousness to point out here, so instead, I’ll share what I learned through amazon research of Justin “justin G”.

He has written 6 other reviews that definitely are in his voice (though a little more ‘normal’), purchased items including breaking glass sound effects, A World History of Photography, and a Weller SP23LK 25-Watt Soldering Iron, has an Interest of F-U, and looks like this: