Spotted on the Subway:

1) A man with headphones that clipped on THROUGH HIS EAR. There must have been a hole. I looked for a long time and I’m confident it was a clip that went around through the back of his ear (normally, connected to one’s head). But I also know that I’m easily fooled, and this could be an optical illusion.

2) A man with the most incredible combover ever. It feels very impractical, given that it doesn’t even provide head warmth when it’s all rolled together like that.

Apologies for the poor quality…it’s very difficult to take a good but discrete photo on the subway.