Mary: How fast is your laundry service?
Local Jackson Hole Lady: We’re in the National Park, dear. There is no laundry service.
Mary: Oh no! I think I will offend all your guests in the lodge if I have to resort to side 2.
Local Jackson Hole Lady: *pause* Hmmm-then I will just take your laundry home with me tonight. Don’t you worry, dear.