After 1 year:
I want to be accepted to MoMA. I need connections and someone dumb in a decision-making role. I will steal all existing collections so the curator must fill a void.
After 5 years:
I want to draw stick figures perfectly. I need a magic pen. I will interview many esteemed artists.
After 10 years:
I want an absence of all art. I need extreme cynicism. I will enter a vortex.
This is deep. This is art. If you doubt either of those statements, reread what you’ve just read.
[editor’s note: I created this masterpiece while sitting in a room of savvy freelance artists learning about holistic tax practices from a lunatic.]
Jen Bokoff 