How DO you solve a problem like Maria?

I asked Twitter, here’s some of what I got. What do you think?

• by making dresses out of curtains.
• That’s still the worst song to hear when walking down the aisle at your wedding.
• I know, right? Neither nuns nor nazis worked.
• Thought that said malaria for just about a second.
• marry her off to a navy captain. mmmm…. navy captain.