I do a word of the day thing on my external cubicle wall to liven up the office and learn a little something.

A jaded boss with very dry (and fantastic) humor likes making a Redneck word of the day to complement my word. This one was fairly mediocre, but worked just fine.

I forgot to change the word today (working too hard, or something), so he wrote an acrostic with my name in it. It’s a little confusing, and he admitted it’s not his finest work. We then talked about falling off of kayaks and bike seats getting stuck in people’s butts.

Welcome to my office.