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Beef Jerky….YUM!

As a vegetarian, how could I ever vouch for the apparent relentless amazingness of Beef Jerky? I conducted a completely scientific survey via the Interwebs to find testimony reliable enough to convince me beyond a shred of doubt:

  • They make GREAT business cards. (Mancouch)
  • It’s good enough to steal and sell.

“Police told Miele the men planned to sell the stolen jerky to finance a trip from West Virginia through Somerset to New Stanton, where one of the suspect’s relatives was having car trouble.”

(MSNBC news)

  • Crazy Ed’s Roadkill, a totally boutique beef jerky retailer, has 150 fans on Facebook even though it no longer sells online.
  • Matt Newton and aliens of the world like it. (Number 1 search result for “beef jerky” on google that was posted on tumblr)
  • Beef Jerky is delicious. #knownfact (Joe, gchat, 2/22/2011)
  • Hillbillies eat it up. (incredible YouTube video)
  • Crimson Phonix loves it.

“Oh man, homemade jerky is one of the best things ever. I got a friend upstairs at the dorm with a dehydrator who really knows what he’s doing and sometime, he needs to show me how he mixes his marinades. If he has the time, he’ll make me a batch provided I cover the cost of materials, which is great considering three cheap steaks or cuts of beef and all the sauces and ingredients overfills a gallon ziploc bag and costs about $15-$20 to make depending on the price of meat, with enough ingredients left over for some another small batch or a stir-fry. Great stuff, got me through a week at Big Bend with plenty to share.”

(Zombie Hunters)

  • Jerky fans are well seasoned and loyal to no end. (World Kitchens)
  • Jerky eaters are also members of P.E.T.A. (mikeyinokc)
  • EVERYONE who likes it describes it as AWESOME and some even as HEALTHY (a farmer)
  • There’s a king.

I’m not convinced, but I’m thoroughly entertained. Why do you like beef jerky?

    • #beef jerky
    • #food
    • #testimonials
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  1. lloydsoldout answered: i don’t eat, as i too am a veg. but i have. my fam still makes our own w/ deer meat my stepdad has after hunting season.
  2. jenbokoff posted this

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